No, I am your father. - Darth Vader, The Empire Strikes Back

Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he's not afraid of anything. - Wash, Firefly

See ya in another life brotha. - Desmond, LOST

Avengers assemble! - Captain America, Various

It’s about the cones. Never forget that. -Ben, Parks and Recreation

That actually is... pretty funny... - The Joker, Batman: Arkham City

Well, I don’t know what I expected. -Michael, Arrested Development

Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness. -Deadpool, Deadpool